Really, people. Really? This is what the world has come to? We've all gotten so absurdly wimpy and horrible and whiny that now I have to write a legal disclaimer?
This website is for entertainment purposes only. ONLY. Any information given and taken from this site is done so at your own risk. You are reading this site of your own free will. This site expresses my own opinion and please, for the love of Pete, do not take anything I say as advice- travel, immigration, legal, medical, tax, veterinary, or otherwise. Go talk to literally one of the THOUSANDS of professionals who specialize in these arenas and leave me out of it.
No one has ever bought me lunch, given me swag, or even paid me for this blog. Quite frankly this is adding insult to injury here.
Good grief. Do I really have to do this?
Cluster Fuss Travel content (words and photos) are mine. MINE. Unless otherwise noted. Obviously. You freaking imbeciles. If you want to quote me (and please do) credit me. K?
I don't sell your information to people. I don't even know what that means, but whatever it is, I don't do it. There is likely cookies somewhere. Honestly, it is everywhere. So just be aware of that and you assume all the risks and blah, and blah.
Visitor Analytics is a simple website analytics service which measures the traffic and visitors' general details of the customers' websites. Collecting these statistics, a website can make their visitors' experience better (e.g. which pages they visit and when, where they are approximately located, where does a user land first or if they are coming from a specific referral).
Basically, as a website owner using Visitor Analytics, we are using cookies to collect data about visitors' device type and screen size, approximate location, browser, OS, IPs, page visits, bounce rate, conversions and popular content on the website. All this data is pseudonymized and Visitor Analytics will never use the collected data to identify individual users or to match it with additional information on an individual user. Each visitor has control over the cookies placement.
How to control cookies
You can control and/or delete cookies as you wish by checking your browser settings on each device - for details, see aboutcookies.org.
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time! " - Monty Python